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Most Brutal Heckle Ever
As a gigging stand-up comedian you get a few heckles every now again, maybe more if you’re shit!
And in my 10+ years on the circuit I’ve had a few heckles thrown my way… “you’re wank!” from a very charming and classy woman in Sheffield who was offended that I was talking about things in the news, cos in her words “you’re talking about things that are going on in the world and that’s not right!”… What an absolute bellend!
Or there was the “I can’t see you” from a guy in King’s Lynn who made the heckle because I was wearing
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We’ve Got Our Streets Back!
So yesterday morning I woke up, showered, had my usual breakfast of porridge and a banana… You know, the gangsta shit! Then I took what I anticipated to be a journey full of noise to my local high street to pick up a few bits and bobs… But to my surprise, when walking down the street and through the park that I normally use as a shortcut, there wasn’t the off-putting noise that I had been anticipating.
I had been expecting numerous kids running around screaming their heads off, but there was nothing. Just a dog running after a stick (What
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Have You Heard Of These Things They Call ‘Holidays’?
Anyone who knows me well will tell you that I’m a workaholic. I pride myself on being a hard worker. It’s something that has been drilled into me from an early age by my family who themselves are extremely hard workers, and taught me that hard work pays off.
One of my favourite quotes is “I’m a firm believer in good luck. And it seems the harder I work, the luckier I get.” My ethos is, I wanna be the best comedian I can be, and so that means hard work, which means constant gigging… Up and down the country,
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Straight Outta Middlesex Tour Update
Hey guys,
How are you all? Well I hope.
As you know (or at least I hope you all know) I’m touring later this year with my show Straight Outta Middlesex. Dates and tickets were released a little while back, but there have now been some very, very minor changes to a few of the dates. Nothing major. Just minor adjustments. So the tour dates are now as follows:
Oct 1st: Bridport Arts Centre
Oct 8th: Peterborough Key Studio
Oct 13th: Birmingham Glee
Oct 14: Nottingham Glee
Nov 9th: Salford Lowry
Nov 10th: Cardiff Glee
Nov 12th: Portsmouth
Nov 17th: Wolverhampton Slade Rooms
Nov 18th: Pontadarwe Arts Centre
Nov 19th: Cambridge Junction
Nov 25th:
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Straight Outta Middlesex Tour 2016
Yes, yes, yes… What’s happening people?
I hope your 2016 has started well. I hope the rest of the year goes well too. Especially the end, because as the title says, I’m touring my solo show Straight Outta Middlesex in the winter and tickets are on sale already (Yep, plenty of notice, so no excuses yea?!)
I’m working on lots of new material now, so come October/November I’ll hope to have a stellar show to keep you entertained.
The dates for the tour are:
Oct 8th: Banbury https://www.themillartscentre.co.uk/cms/
Oct 13th: Birmingham https://www.glee.co.uk/birmingham/
Oct 14th: Nottingham https://www.glee.co.uk/nottingham/
Nov 9th: Salford http://www.thelowry.com/
Nov 10th: Cardiff https://www.glee.co.uk/cardiff/
Nov 12th: Portsmouth http://www.newtheatreroyal.com/
Nov 17th:
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