England’s Euro 2016 Squad

I was listening to the radio the other day and the various presenters/guests/pundits were going through who they’d pick for their England squad for the Euros if they were Roy Hodgson. Now I’m normally quite a cool and calm person but within ten minutes of listening I was screaming at the radio such things as “How the hell can you take him?!”… “But he’s been shit this season!”… “Why you being a bellend for?!” So I thought I’d share my 23-man England squad for the Euros if I were Hodgson (minus the space monkey jokes)… What do you think?:



Joe Hart

Jack Butland

Fraser Forster



Ryan Bertrand

Danny Rose

Kyle Walker

Chris Smalling

John Stones

Gary Cahill



Eric Dier

Jordan Henderson

Raheem Sterling

Ross Barkley

Adam Lallana

Danny Drinkwater

Dele Alli

Jack Wilshere*

Mark Noble



Harry Kane

Jamie Vardy

Daniel Sturridge

Danny Welbeck

Wayne Rooney**


*ONLY if Jack Wilshere is fit. If not replace him with Fabian Delph or James Milner.

**ONLY if Wayne Rooney is fit. Otherwise replaced with Andy Carroll or Troy Deeney.

Any thoughts?

One Response

  1. TRB says:

    Given your ability to predict results accurately and top the Versus Mark Lawrenson table, shouldn’t you be the manager?

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