Have You Tried Listening?

We live in a time where people are so easy to be offended, and a lot of the time it’s for the most innocuous and ridiculous thing…

“You can’t say that!… That’s offensive… That’s racist… No I’m not black, but my next door neighbour is and I feel offended on their behalf… No, my next door neighbour is not here, but if he were…”

Mate, shut up! I’m not saying that we should all go around shouting out negative terms, but all I’m asking is to have some common sense and use your brain. As people get more easily offended by the
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November 28th, 2018 | Nathan Caton | 1 Comment

New BBC Show!

Happy New Year!!!

It’s a brand new year, and there’s a brand new comedy show on BBC3 starring award-winning comedian Nathan Caton and his tour-de-force, tough-talking Grandma aka “Gan-Gan”, aptly titled ‘Gran Jury.’

Nathan helps his grandma solve the youthful millennial problems of today (and at times has to hold her back from dishing out some good ol’ fashioned licks!).

How will Gan-Gan’s no-nonsense style mix with today’s young culture?

You can find out by CATCHING EPISODE 1 HERE >>

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January 10th, 2018 | Nathan | Post a comment

My Nightmare Gig

For those who think this stand-up comedy game is all glamour, read on please and have some reality come your way… This is my gig from hell!

I have this continuous joke with one of my best mates where he claims that I’ve “made it” in comedy and I profusely argue the opposite – cos trust me, I haven’t! And if I ever needed a compelling case to prove my point, this one gig in particular would be exhibit A.

It’s Friday night in the run-up to Christmas and I’m performing at a rugby club… already this doesn’t fill me with confidence for
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December 13th, 2017 | Nathan Caton | Post a comment

Most Brutal Heckle Ever

As a gigging stand-up comedian you get a few heckles every now again, maybe more if you’re shit!

And in my 10+ years on the circuit I’ve had a few heckles thrown my way… “you’re wank!” from a very charming and classy woman in Sheffield who was offended that I was talking about things in the news, cos in her words “you’re talking about things that are going on in the world and that’s not right!”… What an absolute bellend!

Or there was the “I can’t see you” from a guy in King’s Lynn who made the heckle because I was wearing
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November 4th, 2017 | Nathan Caton | 1 Comment

We’ve Got Our Streets Back!

So yesterday morning I woke up, showered, had my usual breakfast of porridge and a banana… You know, the gangsta shit! Then I took what I anticipated to be a journey full of noise to my local high street to pick up a few bits and bobs… But to my surprise, when walking down the street and through the park that I normally use as a shortcut, there wasn’t the off-putting noise that I had been anticipating.

I had been expecting numerous kids running around screaming their heads off, but there was nothing. Just a dog running after a stick (What
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September 8th, 2016 | Nathan Caton | Post a comment