Most Brutal Heckle Ever

As a gigging stand-up comedian you get a few heckles every now again, maybe more if you’re shit!

And in my 10+ years on the circuit I’ve had a few heckles thrown my way… “you’re wank!” from a very charming and classy woman in Sheffield who was offended that I was talking about things in the news, cos in her words “you’re talking about things that are going on in the world and that’s not right!”… What an absolute bellend!

Or there
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November 4th, 2017 | Nathan Caton | 1 Comment

We’ve Got Our Streets Back!

So yesterday morning I woke up, showered, had my usual breakfast of porridge and a banana… You know, the gangsta shit! Then I took what I anticipated to be a journey full of noise to my local high street to pick up a few bits and bobs… But to my surprise, when walking down the street and through the park that I normally use as a shortcut, there wasn’t the off-putting noise that I had been anticipating.

I had been expecting
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September 8th, 2016 | Nathan Caton | Post a comment

Have You Heard Of These Things They Call ‘Holidays’?

Anyone who knows me well will tell you that I’m a workaholic. I pride myself on being a hard worker. It’s something that has been drilled into me from an early age by my family who themselves are extremely hard workers, and taught me that hard work pays off.

One of my favourite quotes is “I’m a firm believer in good luck. And it seems the harder I work, the luckier I get.” My ethos is, I wanna be the
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August 24th, 2016 | Nathan Caton | Post a comment

Straight Outta Middlesex Tour Update

Hey guys,


How are you all? Well I hope.


As you know (or at least I hope you all know) I’m touring later this year with my show Straight Outta Middlesex. Dates and tickets were released a little while back, but there have now been some very, very minor changes to a few of the dates. Nothing major. Just minor adjustments. So the tour dates are now as follows:

Oct 1st: Bridport Arts Centre

Oct 8th: Peterborough Key Studio

Oct 13th: Birmingham Glee

Oct 14: Nottingham
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March 7th, 2016 | Nathan Caton | 1 Comment

Straight Outta Middlesex Tour 2016

Yes, yes, yes… What’s happening people?

I hope your 2016 has started well. I hope the rest of the year goes well too. Especially the end, because as the title says, I’m touring my solo show Straight Outta Middlesex in the winter and tickets are on sale already (Yep, plenty of notice, so no excuses yea?!)

I’m working on lots of new material now, so come October/November I’ll hope to have a stellar show to keep you entertained.

The dates for the tour
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January 28th, 2016 | Nathan Caton | 3 Comments